Projectile Pooping

Kirke was rudely awakened the other morning by a loud pop and "splat!" sound from the baby's room, then a series of expletives from Sarah. He jumped out of bed, fearing the worst, and discovered Sarah & baby Alice in the middle of a diaper changing session. Alice had the world's biggest, sweetest smile on her face. Sarah did not have such a sweet smile on her face.

It seems that after feeding with Sarah, Alice had been making some "toot" sounds and smelling kind of funky. So Sarah decided to change Alice's outfit. The diapers were initially clean, but once Sarah had pulled the bottoms off, Alice managed to forcefully defecate all over the wall. You may note from the picture that there's a good four feet between the bottom of Alice's butt to where the splatter hit. Impressive range she has.